Video: Obama Says ATMs Steal Our Jobs

Obamanomics has finally been explained. The president told Ann Curry the reason 1.9 million fewer people are working today than in 2009 is because of cutting-edge technology, like ATMs, that steal jobs from American workers.

Yes, ATMs.

1. Remember when George H.W. Bush was ridiculed, falsely, for not knowing about electronic scanners in grocery stores? The first true ATM was introduced in 1971; within a few years, there were thousands in the United States. It’s nice to have a hip, young president in touch with today’s needs.

2. Given the violent nature of the president’s followers, how long do you think it will be until mobs of union thugs start trashing self-checkouts and innocent little robots on the streets?

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